this is my favorite family feud moment
no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him
Eminem is 41 years old what the fuck
AND HE STILL BANGINN
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
GODDAMIT MR NOODLE
She is not “my girl.”
She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.
How much more blessed can I be?
My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form
this guy makes me wanna hold him tenderly
this is insanity
Oh my god
I’ll have what he’s having.
watched this so many times in the past hahaha